No Fart Zone

I hate farts. I don't know why...I just do! Mine and my husband's bed is one of two "No Fart Zones" in our house (the other is my daughter's room because it's just so darn pretty!). A few days ago, my daughter was hanging out in bed with us since my husband had the day off. We were just having wonderful family time, having fun and playing around. Macy was face-to-face with Mike with her butt in MY face and (you know what I'm about to say) FARTS in my face! How dare she?! Fart in her loving mother's face in the No Fart Zone?! She's lucky I love her! :)